“I’m 92 years old.”
“What’s your secret?”
“Lots of sex.”
“What’s your favorite thing about your sister?”
“She’s my friend.”
“When you’re young, you don’t want to work. When you’re old, you work to stay young. Your blood slows down when you get old. Work makes your blood go fast.”
(via whiskey-please)
(via whiskey-please)
(via thetieguy)